seriousjones:

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

ronniesnark:

“No.”

collinphillips:

both taste great i cannot decide

petermaximoff:

Mad Max: Fury Road - a summary

ticklishvagina:

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

tinfoilrobot:

Biology is so cute it’s like “look at this fossil! It’s a trilobite” whereas physics is like  S U B M I T  T O  T H E  E V E R - I N C R E A S I N G  E N T R O P Y  O F  T H E  U N I V E R S E

the best moment in cinematic history

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

max's best dialogue 

• mad max: *contemplative grunt*
• mad max: *bane voice* maybe together... we can find... some kind of... redemption
• mad max: *awkward dad thumbs up*