Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
this will never not be funny.
I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
"Abed sees Jeff [who is portrayed as a Jeff-in-the-box] as a big talking head with limited practical functionality, and he sees Pierce [portrayed as a teddy bear] as maybe deserving of more love than he gets, and sees Troy as a soldier, and sees Britta [who’s portrayed as a robot] as a malfunctioning device, and sees Annie [portrayed as a ballerina] as a creature of grace, and sees Shirley as a big baby who feels entitled to the Christmas of her choosing.” -Dan Harmon
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
- Fill ice cube tray with milk
- Cover with plastic wrap
- Place toothpicks in each space
- In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole
My friend got a new puppy, who seems to be quite a fan of hide and seek
is it cold in here or is that just my heart
as a Canadian i can 100% confirm this
by Kate Beaton